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Life of Riley: 31
Aneta: "Riley! What happened?"
Riley: "Paintball."
Riley: "Instead of impressing Kate with my skills, I just blundered around like a drugged hippopotamus. I doubt there's a square inch of my body that's not been shot at."
Aneta: "Sure looks like it. You gonna wash off that blue paint, Braveheart?"
Riley: "That's a bruise."
Aneta: "Yikes! Get in the tub and I'll pack you in steaks till the ambulance gets here."
Riley: "Why not? I already reek of tenderized meat."
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