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Tiffani: "I'm Tiffani, your briefing officer."
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Tiffani: "We've assigned you, Private Riley, to orange team. You'll be defending the base at the bottom of that far hill against attack from blue's base, there. That's where Private Appleby will be stationed."
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Tiffani: "Each base contains a flag and a chest filled with extra CO₂ tanks & paintballs. The first to grab their opponent's flag scores ten points. Got it?"
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Riley: "Bottom, chest, grab, score. Got it."
Tiffani: "I hope you'll be able to fit in -- we mostly just get men here, for some reason."
Kate: "Silicone ten, grey matter zip."
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