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Clerk: "Sorry, sir -- your card's been rejected."
Riley: "What?"
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Riley: "That's ridiculous! I never even carry a balance! How could it be rejected?"
Clerk: "Maybe it's a computer problem."
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Riley: "Alright, gimme the modem or it's hammer time."
Bot: "Tut-tut. Your FBI file's quite long enough already."
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