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Elvis: "Ya look lower'n a smell hound's nose, Slick. What's wrong?"
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Riley: "I think I'm in love with my target."
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Elvis: "Mer-cy! He must be 90 if he's a day!"
Riley: "I got kicked off the Dick Clark case, if you'll recall..."
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