Life of Riley by Huw Williams ◄Previous | Next►

Jean: "Hey, Riley."
Riley: "Hey, Jean. I'm goin' to Earth and I need some duds."
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Jean: "What kind of look did you have in mind?"
Riley: "Ooh. Strong, attractive. Stallone meets DiCaprio."
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Jean: "Try slipping into this one."
Riley: "Haven't you got anything sexier?"
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Jean: "Like the specter of death's gonna look sexy in anything."
Riley: "I hate these bony arms."
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