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Dalek: "Exterminating all the computer illiterates at Purdue would be a tremendous boon to the university."
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Dalek: "Not only would it solve the problems of residence hall overcrowding and free up valuable parking spaces, but the surviving students would (by percentage) be much better prepared for the demands of their increasingly computer-reliant jobs, thus boosting placement rates, university prestige, and -- ultimately -- funding. See?"
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Ed: "School spirit might take a hit."
Dalek: "Ah, but the illiterates could be used to make tasty & nutritious cafeteria treats!"
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